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Kusso☆: Japan’s Greatest NEMESIS
Kusso☆ made me regret learning about Cookie☆.
Kusso☆/クッソー☆ is the third major era of the Cookie☆ fandom, and it the the wildest one yet, filled with so many disgusting characters and actions, that it'd be mind-numbing just reading them out. The rat, peaches, an evil community, KUSSO has it all.
Be warned, this video will make you rethink your life choices and be thankful you didn't go down the voice acting career route.
(Player tip: don't search up "kusso" on Jisho!)
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You are making my dream of becoming a UA-cam come alive. I am glad to serve you with these video. If you feel inclined to help support this channel, you know what to do!
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『Music/Sources I used』
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『Social Medias』 【Feat. Suwawako 】
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I am always open to criticism and resolving problems, so if you see a major flaw with my video, do not be afraid to call me out on it! I want to improve, so calling out my faults will be appreciated.
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Відео

Suwawako vs. Touhoufest 2024
Переглядів 13 тис.Місяць тому
Touhoufest 2024 is the greatest event since Dashcon 2014. It made us cry, explode, lose things; but also learn a little bit more about life and Touhou Project! Touhoufest is an event where Touhou fans from across the (western) world come together and smell each other's armpits and wig sweat in order to have a great time. In this fantastic tale, Suwawako embarks on his greatest quest yet SURVIVE...
Miku Miku Dance: The Horrifying Reality
Переглядів 11 тис.2 місяці тому
If you see "[MMD]" in any video title, take that as a red flag. Miku, Rin and Teto Kasane go on an adventure into the miraculously frightening realm of Miku Miku Dance animations. Little did they know that their brains were going to rot at animations that'll turn them into DDLC FNAF Danganronpa Deviantart "fun stuff" "appreciators". ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ You are making my dream of becoming a UA...
Angry Birds Go: Failures and Red Flags
Переглядів 56 тис.3 місяці тому
Angry Birds GO!!! (tm) was a game that was good, allegedly. Then it became garbage doo-doo butter thanks to a string of failures that the developer, Rovio, committed. Baby, Angry Birds used to be great, GREAT!!! it was the very thing that started my downward spiral to become a nerd not even Touhou, nor Sonic, nor Mario nor Spy x Family could do the same for me. Colorful birds, green pigs and ha...
The Passion of the PC98 (Touhou)
Переглядів 18 тис.4 місяці тому
You thought your Touhou was crazy with Windows, Wait 'til you meet the PC-98 family no joke. 🌟 Sign up to Buyee today for an exclusive 10% discount coupon code. Do it guys, they gave me free stuff 🌟 🌟 tinyurl.com/buyee-suwawako 🌟 ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ You are making my dream of becoming a UA-cam come alive. I am glad to serve you with these video. If you feel inclined to help support this chann...
Madoka's Magical Videogame Power Hour
Переглядів 6 тис.4 місяці тому
Madoka Kaname from Madoka Magica returns in her GREATEST adventure yet! After returning home from saving the world, she decides to play some videogames with her four best friends, HOWEVER, she could not pick just one. Flash games, funky games, fabulous games, all the ingredients needed to have a fun-fun variety hour. You'll see Madoka at the trainyard, Homura with GUN, and Kyoko beat the meat f...
Fumos: The Good, The Bad, The Very Very Evil
Переглядів 110 тис.5 місяців тому
Fumo Fumos are the most digusting thing since my son. Touhou Project is home to these little idiots, and they have caused me so much pain, lain, slain tainted rain of sadness (and joy) that these wonderful(ly weird) parts of the plush world had caused onto everyone. Thanks to them being owned by a company known for artificial scarcity, their prices are weird, so let's take a look into the HORRI...
The Disgusting Truth Behind Teto Kasane
Переглядів 376 тис.5 місяців тому
She's a gremlin, a joke, a red-head without a soul... But she's OUR gremlin, and her name is Teto Kasane! There was a time where people were flabbergasted by this demon's existence, but now people adore her Teto Kasane is an UTAU (slur) who managed to break all known logic to become among the most recognizable singers in DA WORLD!!!!!!!11!! I don't know how either, that's why I made this video ...
100th Black Market: Happy Hospice Accidents
Переглядів 8 тис.6 місяців тому
100th Black Market is "an game". It's Touhou Project's other black sheep a rather divisive one too. Following the WACKY and COOL chaos of the card markets shutting down, the prices of every single super-duper-powered up card has went up, thus leading to a black market emerging that will destroy the WORLD!!!!!! This Touhou game is the most serious one yet, and the only girl who can save us now i...
Madoka Magica Rebellion: The Most Decisive Film
Переглядів 4,9 тис.6 місяців тому
Suwawako takes a look into the wonderful world of Madoka Magica Rebellion a land of WOAH, WIKES!, oh no. It's a divisive film, at least that's what Reddit told me... but after watching it for the tenth anniversary in 2023, I learned a few things from the movie: Homura is cool, Homura is me, Homura has a complex psychology, and Homura is a strange fellow whose movie needs a bit of time to be und...
Taisa's Cookie☆: The Darkest Days in History
Переглядів 52 тис.7 місяців тому
We are returning to the world of Cookie☆ (クッキー☆) for the Christmas season; this time, the mysterious, malevolent, VILE world of Taisa's Cookie☆! It all started with Touhou Project, then a failed voice drama started by a "very flawed" man. Despite the questionable quality of Cookie☆, it led to a wonderful world of tomorrow: MAD Douga, memes, weird art on NicoNicoSeiga. It was bound to be forgott...
Violet Detector: The "Worst" One, Apparently.
Переглядів 18 тис.7 місяців тому
Many people debate what THE WORST Touhou game is. In the year 2018 A.D., ZUN would prove those people wrong by delivering a new baby to the world: Violet Detector (秘封ナイトメアダイアリー). This game was set to be Sumireko Usami's second great debut, but little did they know that it would be a glitchfest that would break many people's hearts. Baby, we have FLASHING LIGHTS! Mechanics that are poorly though...
Touhou Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom: World Record History
Переглядів 11 тис.8 місяців тому
Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom (東方紺珠伝) is known to be THE hardest Touhou game ever made. People struggle to clear easy mode, let alone beat the illusive lunatic mode... allow me to tell you a secret. come closer. Here, there are a select few people in this world that can not only clear lunatic mode on a whim, but also set world records in the process thanks to insane strategies that not even a speed...
Why Madoka Magica Made Me Cry
Переглядів 6 тис.8 місяців тому
Madoka Magica is the series of all time... the saddest series of all time. I wanted to get into this series for a long time, was put off due to the first episode's imagery, but after some pressure from the internet and friends, I finally relented and decided to go along with it. Little did I know that it would (somewhat) change (debatable-ly) my life (my only one) forever (probably). Since you'...
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil: The Best One, Apparently
Переглядів 45 тис.9 місяців тому
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil is the greatest game of all time... at least according to one person! You can argue many things, but for certain, Touhou 6 is a very influential game, not only in the sphere of Touhou, but in the internet and the WORLD at large. How is this dingus danmaku game from 2002 that barley works on Windows 10 the one to change the trajectory of the universe forever? You gott...
Touhou Gouyoku Ibun is Absolutely Unhinged
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Touhou Gouyoku Ibun is Absolutely Unhinged
How to Draw Better in 100 Days
Переглядів 10 тис.10 місяців тому
How to Draw Better in 100 Days
Touhou 19 Is a Broken Game
Переглядів 59 тис.10 місяців тому
Touhou 19 Is a Broken Game
The Most Unhinged Touhou Fanwork: Cookie☆
Переглядів 90 тис.11 місяців тому
The Most Unhinged Touhou Fanwork: Cookie☆
Touhou's Most EPIC Fangame
Переглядів 48 тис.11 місяців тому
Touhou's Most EPIC Fangame
The Most Underrated Touhou Game
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The Most Underrated Touhou Game
The Touhou Youtube Graveyard
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The Touhou UA-cam Graveyard
Clownpiece: America's Scariest Fairy
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Clownpiece: America's Scariest Fairy
The Mystery of the Fourth Prismriver Sister
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The Mystery of the Fourth Prismriver Sister
Suwako Moriya 64
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Suwako Moriya 64
Fumo Kart: The Videogame
Переглядів 22 тис.Рік тому
Fumo Kart: The Videogame
HS参謀: Touhou 7's Greatest Player
Переглядів 4,5 тис.Рік тому
HS参謀: Touhou 7's Greatest Player
Mokou vs. Kaguya
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Mokou vs. Kaguya
Yuuka Game
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Yuuka Game
Marisa Fumo Gets Hurt
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Marisa Fumo Gets Hurt

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @Derk_Mage
    @Derk_Mage 8 годин тому

    Japanese shitposts are top quality

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 День тому

    suika ❌ SOYka ✅

  • @Sylvr-evolved
    @Sylvr-evolved День тому

    THE YELLOW ONE

  • @Sylvr-evolved
    @Sylvr-evolved День тому

    3:20 yooo no way one of my favourite talkaloids

  • @plsIcantthinkofausernamehelpme

    19:29 mountain of smiling bodies Sorry I'm pm sleeper agent Help me

  • @KobeeVerdusco
    @KobeeVerdusco День тому

    Why did they forget the ,”me kimura why did you diside to become a high school teacher?”

  • @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer
    @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer День тому

    Why did this video get this few visits even though you have 26 k subs?

  • @Ogrimen
    @Ogrimen День тому

    7:18 stinky blue rat proofs that anime is gay? OH my god!

  • @annekedebruyn7797
    @annekedebruyn7797 День тому

    I still use my Fraps license. Computers now are fast enough to not tank 60% of my framerate.

  • @marceloluis195
    @marceloluis195 День тому

    17:22 BRAZIL METION CARALHO Sim eu vou gastar todo o meu dinheiro em fumo e figures de touhou como adivinhou?

  • @flandrescarlet8040
    @flandrescarlet8040 2 дні тому

    The average Alice Margatroid fans are Romanian nationalists, because of „The Doll Maker of București” theme intensifies. P.S. For whom doesn't know geography, București or Bucharest is capital city of Romania.

  • @pereirahousehold5373
    @pereirahousehold5373 2 дні тому

    I’m 4’6”, age 7, shorter than the 13 year old police

  • @pereirahousehold5373
    @pereirahousehold5373 2 дні тому

    Baguette girl 😊

  • @thesilliestalive
    @thesilliestalive 2 дні тому

    I don’t care about anything you said grand slam inanimate insanity ref

  • @Mxrkl
    @Mxrkl 2 дні тому

    The marisa bootleg you have on the left earlier was actually decent looking

  • @truestnaffy
    @truestnaffy 2 дні тому

    13:56 i remember this video so vividly 😭

  • @montyabbas6619
    @montyabbas6619 2 дні тому

    Mima kirisame? And probly dead

  • @CrocloBootworks
    @CrocloBootworks 2 дні тому

    Guys what’s some tips for an 11 year old that wants to go to the next touhou fest? (>I don’t wanna fucking go with my parents)

  • @azukat
    @azukat 3 дні тому

    RAHHHH NORTH CAROLINA MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @1leon000
    @1leon000 3 дні тому

    I think my comment was deleted. It had a lot of replies and likes. Bring it back, Suwa!!!

  • @weezarddd__
    @weezarddd__ 3 дні тому

    I’ve never played any Touhou games in my life, never knew what the game was about, or anything like that. I’m one of the many clueless people who came from the Bad Apple MV, and I’ve been ACHING to get to know more about Touhou ever since. The character designs are fantastic, the fandom seems AWESOME, and in general I’ve felt left out by not knowing where to even start, especially since I missed out for so many years. That’s why I’m SUPER excited to watch your Touhou lore series! I finally get to introduce myself to this franchise I’ve been wanting to explore for YEARS now, and hopefully end up becoming a fan <3

  • @spongefanman
    @spongefanman 3 дні тому

    recently started watching a bunch of these vids, especially with the rat, joker and milk (love joker and milk), while i cant understand the japanese that ultimately doesn't matter as at the end of the day, it reminds me of those classic youtube poops i watched alot of, like the sky had a weegee or the king gets a car (classics)

    • @suikabe
      @suikabe 2 дні тому

      Joker is great

  • @DeadMedia-vf4je
    @DeadMedia-vf4je 3 дні тому

    6:18 as someone who edits the Wiki i can say No nothing has changed this situation can easily happen again

  • @Xeruixadperxon
    @Xeruixadperxon 3 дні тому

    19:09 UNA RATA QUE SE DISFRAZA EN UN HUEVO ‼️🔥🗣️

  • @neetamoori8690
    @neetamoori8690 4 дні тому

    Mmmh, i wonder where this funny rat came from ... * *3 videos from this channel, blog and wiki and countless voice dramas and MADs later* * Wow thanks, now i'm in a life mission to kill Hazuna Rio

  • @Go1den_YT
    @Go1den_YT 4 дні тому

    I feel like this vid would be way different if it was posted a bit after mesmerizer released...

  • @Big-Groß
    @Big-Groß 4 дні тому

    Someone give me the tldr

  • @commander-KV-85
    @commander-KV-85 5 днів тому

    teto has a machine gun i got soviet tanks mikus got a pistol

  • @dianacat5966
    @dianacat5966 5 днів тому

    I remember watching Umineko and there's a character, Jessica Ushitomiya who looks like Marisa and she wears a cosplay of Marisa during her school festival performance and during a scuffle with Eva, Jessica becomes blinded when Eva's gun fires off and Nanjo wraps her eyes in a bandage. I imagined Marisa blind with bandages over her eyes.

  • @AkariSi11yz
    @AkariSi11yz 5 днів тому

    Okay, but where is that Teto plush from-? I need one!!!

  • @oneofushastocryanditsme5636
    @oneofushastocryanditsme5636 5 днів тому

    I VIOLENTLY love Teto I LOVE her voice and she is my IDOLLLLLL TETO MY LOOOOOOOOOOVE

  • @spidel
    @spidel 5 днів тому

    You made my dikc big

  • @feathercloudie
    @feathercloudie 5 днів тому

    the title confused me ngl TETO IS THE BEST GIRL!!!!

  • @shirleymaemattthews4862
    @shirleymaemattthews4862 6 днів тому

    Cookie☆ Is proof that EVEN anime girls in their home country can't catch a break from neckbeard weirdos online....also, IMAGINE a non weeb youtuber (who don't like or care for weebs lol) fets recommended to search up Cookie☆ content...👀

  • @shirleymaemattthews4862
    @shirleymaemattthews4862 6 днів тому

    Imagine non-weebs seeing this CRAZY COOKIE stuff as their first exposure to the "touhou fandom"...THEY'LL GO CRAZY... "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!? THESE Y'ALL WAIFUS?!? HELL NAH!!!"

  • @shirleymaemattthews4862
    @shirleymaemattthews4862 6 днів тому

    Why is the animations of these COOKIE videos SO Crusty looking with 3d or drawn images on garbage green screens? Is it like that on purpose?!? Also, at 3:12, "sumo wrestling match"?!? But they're not even fat!!!! Also..Could these lewd cookie crap be responsible for touhou fans SADLY being stereotyped for weird neckbeard lewd losers? ANSWER ALL MY COMMENTS PLEASE! 😊

  • @gonak55
    @gonak55 6 днів тому

    i have no idea what fumos are but the plushie guys are cute

  • @Bunnykittenpounce
    @Bunnykittenpounce 6 днів тому

    epic

  • @user-uw2yg1si3d
    @user-uw2yg1si3d 6 днів тому

    日本人でも理解が難しい文化なのに外国人がここまで理解してるの凄いよな クッキー☆は不滅。はっきりわかんだね

  • @waluigiisthebest2802
    @waluigiisthebest2802 6 днів тому

    So cookie is bad Touhou fanworks who’s fans insist it isn’t Touhou, but it’s own thing. And are extremely parasocial with VAs.

    • @tkabktuiytajsbi
      @tkabktuiytajsbi 6 днів тому

      cookie is fanworks of bad touhou fanworks whose fans are ironically straightphobic machismo homo-elitists and schizophrenic hasekarapilled doxxmaxingchads

    • @shirleymaemattthews4862
      @shirleymaemattthews4862 6 днів тому

      DEFINITELY proof that even cute anime girls in their home country can have Neckbeards ruining their lives!

    • @suikabe
      @suikabe 2 дні тому

      Im a normal cookie fan i swear

  • @YoutubeApocalypse-c2o
    @YoutubeApocalypse-c2o 7 днів тому

    Meserizer has teto it in it

  • @tetoandmikufrommesmerizer
    @tetoandmikufrommesmerizer 7 днів тому

    sorry :3

  • @SoldadoCatolico
    @SoldadoCatolico 7 днів тому

    Oh brother I haven't seen BB gekijou since the pandemic started. For your next one I'm expecting to go in depth about how it works you know, since westerners don't have anything like the collaborative video making tools that Nico video provides, honestly that could be a video in of itself no need to speak about cookie or inmu for that matter.

  • @SoldadoCatolico
    @SoldadoCatolico 7 днів тому

    I hope this video is more complete and thorough than your previous two videos on the matter.

    • @Youssoupoff.
      @Youssoupoff. 4 дні тому

      @@SoldadoCatolico unfortunately it's even worse

  • @BWxEclipse
    @BWxEclipse 7 днів тому

    Brain implosion energy~

  • @Kryzt4l
    @Kryzt4l 7 днів тому

    That override song is stuck on my head too

  • @paperverp
    @paperverp 7 днів тому

    Can you make a cookie playlist please?

  • @misseon
    @misseon 7 днів тому

    the thumbnail is oddly terrifying